Maxxie: "It's all my fault. I got off with Tony on the Russia Trip. I only did it when I fell out with Anwar when he said he hated gays. So i got upset, and Tony said he'd give me head to cheer me up. And I didn't mean anything but I lost my head and then he gave me head. Then we got deported from Russia. And really really sorry for being a slut, OK ?"
"Problem ? no problem ! vodka !"
Abigail : "You fucking flat-chested cocksucking spastic horse-fucker!"
Chris : "Fuck it !"
Tony : "My last best mate's Maxxie. He's a bit new, he's a bit cool, he's a bit gay. "
Cassie : "Oh wow... but, fuck you."
James : "There is a coffin here. Do you think it makes cumfortable ?"
Sid : "Everytime, every f*cking time, "buy 3 ounces of weed Sidney" yes sir, "shove these drugs up your ass" right away, "come and save some random bint" COULD I ? What have we learnt from this Sidney? Your friends are shit heads! "
Tony : "Effy. I liked it better when you didn't talk."
Chris : "So.. we're diggers. And tonight, we have a digger party."
Angie: "Just walk on!"
Anwar : "I'm trying to, but they just look so disappointed that I'm not a terrorist."
Tony : "Well, you're a very dull Muslim, Anwar."
Chris : "If Rome won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad will clap until it does!"
Anwar : "I bet she shags like a ferret on acid!"
Tony : "I swear Chris gives these bastards speed, they're faster than normal fish"
Sketch : "I'm a Virgin"
Anwar : "Oh...Congratulations."
Anwar : "Bollocks! The whole fucking world is gay."
Sid : "Has anyone ever told you Effy, this whole sneaking up on people getting inside their head. It's not cool, ok ?"
Anwar : "You're just like my mum. No Anwar, be a doctor. No assassination for you."
Angie : "I don't have sex with my 17 year-old students!"
Chris : "How old are they normally?"
